So overall, for those who missed it, this is a recap of the Billboard Music Awards: 1. Michael Jackson was the best performer there and he wasnt even REALLY there! 2. Lorde is the new Taylor Swift (i.e. winning everything, acting all surprised, becoming over exposed). Girl eat a sandwich and go with brighter colors. You look pale to the point of death. 3. John Legend was good as always but him singing the same love song to his wife is getting old. OK, you love her! Great! Now let her inspire you to sing something else or is that the only song on the album? (I know its not since I LOVE it which is why I would like to hear MORE singles released) 4. Miley won something, wore nothing, said nothing and was her usual Miley self. (*Ass scratching break taken at this time) But Imagine Dragons and OneRepublic were great! 5. Katy Perry looked like a real life Rainbow Brite during her performance. Her pop eyes already tell me she is one of those psycho girlfriends so I wouldnt piss her off if I were you. She may have bombs in those brightly colored boobs! 6. Robin Thicke begged Paula Patton to take him back. He won for Blurred Lines...those same lines he apparently crossed which made her dump him in the 1st place. He was begging more than Keith Sweat before last dance at the club! Paula, either PLEASE take this fool back or officially divorce him so he can stop whining and begging? Just know that if you fall for that BS, you know what youre getting and better hope the lesson you were trying to teach him took! You dont accidentally give someone a full on rectal exam and get caught on camera doing it girl, no matter what he tells you! 7. Jennifer Lopez won the first ever Billboard Icon award. Pros? Shes in her 40s and still making music and looks good. Cons? IF youre going to give a first ever award then why not award to it to a living icon who paved the way for ALL of them - Janet Jackson. Jenny was a Fly Girl and a tour dancer for Janet. Thats where she learned everything about performing live, just saying. At least you guys didnt give it to Rihanna, Taylor Swift or some young chick. Oh wait! You did a few years back and caught flack for that since the question was how can a 20 something be an icon already no matter how many CDs shes got and who is her manager/producer?!? 8. Justin Timberlake had the BEST acceptance speech...EVER! Youre welcome! :)
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 05:05:08 +0000
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