So the characters that make my shit list today and have been fuel for many a colorful phrase are Mr. Nice Guy and Busy Body. Hey Mr. Nice Guy! If the only reason youre friends with a girl is because you hope to bone her one day, you may be a douche. Your time investment does not entitle you to anything. If youre too much of a pussy to be up front and honest from the beginning, you dont deserve the girl. Dont be all passive aggressive when she turns you down. Just admit that you were only ever interested in one thing and you deserve what you got for ever pretending to be her friend. Hey Busy Body! You seriously dont have anything better to do than to stick your nose into other peoples business and stir the pot? Is your life so pathetic and boring that you have to gossip and start drama? Apparently. Maybe you should get a hobby. Do some community service. Clean some cages at your local animal shelter. Jump off a bridge. I dont really care as long as you successfully remove yourself from the general public and learn to mind your own damn business. Rest assured, anytime I come across you, Busy Body, I will publicly call you out. Its my way of giving back. ;) Now that Ive got that off my chest, Im going to drink wine and relax and laugh at cats online and revel in my drama free life. Tootles.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 01:19:36 +0000
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