So, the hilarious thing about flipping property is the offers you receive....and the threats.......here are some of my recent e-mails and responses I want to buy your ranch. Its in the middle of nowhere, and I just want to ride my ATVs on it. Its only worth $2,500, you know. --Good point! Based on hillbilly appraisal, it is only worth $2,500....I was thinking about parking a rusted camaro on the land and putting a confederate flag on it. With those improvements, I know youre next offer will be more agreeable. I have this condo Ill trade you for it. The condo is 411 Square feet, has an outstanding balance of $100k, costs $400 in association fees, and has annual taxes of $1,500. Hmm. Well, as much as Id love to add all the extra cost to my life of something that is inherently less valuable and marketable only to the most microscopic of people, Ill have to pass. Ill give you $10,000 cash, $1,000 a month for 24 months, and my 30 ft sailboat. Ok! I will get the paperwork drawn up. Oh....ummm....gotta ask my wife. Ok....Oh, um.....she said no to the boat being traded. And the land is too far away. Well, thanks for wasting my time! Maybe next time ask before you say you can come out and play? Well, I could do $1,000 down and Ive got some really unique whistles... Sir, I stopped reading at whistles. Feel free to imagine my formal response. Luckily there are some good offers too, but geez-a-loo.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 23:12:56 +0000