So, theres this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesnt want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads... Hed sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway.... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the other toads he begs her. Im hacked off being so visible to predators. The stress is like, killing me, you know? Okay says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and goes: Abracapokus! Youre brown! The toad looks down and sees that he is brown! Except..... for his weenie, which was still yellow. Hang about lady, he says to the fairy godmother, My peckers still yellow! Yeah, well I dont do weenies, she says, Youll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that. So the toad thanks her and hops off on his way. There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother (yes, okay, its a coincidence, but its true). Fairy Godmother! Youre just the person I need! says the purple bear, I cant pull any bearesses cos they dont want to be seen with a purple bear on account of the hunters. They can spot me from a mile off. Being a fairly nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand Oh for goodness sake, what is the matter with you lot round here she says and with that, she yells: Pokuscadabra! Youre brown! The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown. Except for his goolies, which remain purple.. Hold up sweetheart! he says to the fairy Godmother, My goolies are still purple! Yeah, well I dont do those goolie things, she replies, Youll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that. Well thats just dandy, innit? the bear replies, How the hell do I find the Wizard of Oz? Easy, says the fairy godmother as she flew off............. you know whats coming dont you ? youll be sorry you ever started reading this joke after this.... ~~~~ She flew off, saying........ Just follow the yellow-prick toad !!
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 09:23:36 +0000
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