So this just happened: Caller: Jessica? Me, jokingly, - TopicsExpress



          

So this just happened: Caller: Jessica? Me, jokingly, without any attitude: I sound like a Jessica? Caller, WITH a severe dick attitude: No... obviously not... is she there? Me: It depends, who is this? Caller, with an even bigger dick attitude: Its her boyfriend... who the hell is THIS!?!? Me, holding the phone about a foot away from my mouth and talking to nobody else in the room: Oh shit baby... its your boyfriend. *Click* I love wrong numbers. (I didnt want to get Jessica killed, so after about 10 minutes I texted the number back and said If you havent figured it out yet, you called the wrong number, dumb ass.)
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 05:03:43 +0000

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