So this morning I had the worst kind of farts. Not the loud funny - TopicsExpress



          

So this morning I had the worst kind of farts. Not the loud funny ones, not the ones that sound like a deflating balloon. Not the cute, petite little raspberries that pop out from time to time... But rather the ones that feel like warm water soaking your asshole. The ones that feel like a gust of desert wind riding up through your butcheeks. The ones that smell like somebody is boiling some eggs for breakfast. Needless to say, I crop dusted everyone in the gym, and it was leg day. That shit was rough.
Posted on: Wed, 14 Aug 2013 18:26:35 +0000

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