So, today as I was driving to work, I had my window cracked so that I could smoke, a bird flew in, hit the window and careened slowly down my back. An array of guts, body parts and blood wreaked havoc on my backseat. Included victims were my book bag, sweater and pillow. As I slowly pulled over to the side of the road, I was thinking "oh shit" I have bird guts and blood all over my back.slowly opening the door on st rt 31 I stood up and seen a grey dove resting on my seat where my bottom had just perched. I decided to pick the feathers out of ,y hair and reach over to the glove compartment for napkins. I picked the bird up and threw it in the road with a napkin( yes I littered today) and swiped bird feathers out of mt var. now, after that I took more napkins and went to the carnage in my backseat and sickly picked up guts, intestines, a heart? Or lungs? And threw them and the napkins into the street. While riding to work, yes I went to work without knowing if there was blood all over my backside, I kept thinking "are you serious?" Yes, very.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Jun 2013 02:22:46 +0000
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