So todays wondrous adventures consisted of... waking up at my usual 5:45 am fixing my hair, figure out what the heck Im going to wear to school, wake my brother up at his usual 6:00 am wait for him and for 6:25 am to roll around, walk out into the bright night by then and its about 45 degrees outside now by this time and its super-dark but its bright at the same time by the light of the moon. Shiver in the cold for 10 minutes walking to the bus stop and wait... talk to my peeps at school and take a lot of quizzes since its Friday and Im tired by 7th period. I get a slap-in-the-face text and write a letter to myself to say cool it. I get home, dads out of town, we have those last minute things to do, and go to moms and stopping at Taco Bell. Then, I teach moms unedumacated species about Cleverbot and the conversation was too funny. I asked if it could twerk, it said yes. I say is my mom going to be a cyborg since she wears an insulin pump? it say changing into girl clothes. I ask if its a guy or a girl. It says girl then I say you should be wearing girl clothes anyway. It BLOWS ME A KISS!! How weird is that? So I now know it is a girl and its a creeper. Then I ask if it is dating. It says no. I say is your spouse a boy or girl. It says girl. Now it is a lesbian too ( I have no issues or problems with others who choose the same gender as their spouse no do I have problems with other ethnicities -- just saying ) and it has ADD because it asked me if I was a squirrel or if I was a girl. I wonder if the Teen Titans would let mom date Cyborg because shes becoming one too... HES MINE MOM!!! CYBORG IS MINE!!!
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 02:06:47 +0000