Sockdologizing Productions teaser: The first draft of Teaferatu: a Madcup of Horrors is being turned into a play as I write this. Here is a teaser of the list of the players, please feast on its silly Englishness! Teaferatu: a Madcup of Horrors DRAMATIS PEEPS TEAFERATU (COUNT OXIDANTS), a teapyre and tea-drinking menace who sucks English people of their authenticity. BUTTER, the twitnit hero high on some evil new drug, possibly Zephedrone. PURITY, a refreshing mockery of an idealised Victorian housewife. Wife of Butter. SMOCK, a Fruit Loops estate agent with hair wilder than Sergei Eisenstein and is as nutty as Lord Baths fruitcake. DOCTOR VON CHEESE, the master of hypochondria who brings news of the plague of lactose intolerance. MR GARY TIDINGS (G. TIDINGS), the obeisant, hyper-unctuous, and malevolent coach driver to Count Oxidants castle. BENEVOLENT OLD MAN, who tries to stop Butter on his quest. TOWN OFFICIAL, discoverer of the heinous crate of tea. NURSE MOLLYCODDLER, the destroyer of mens modesty. DOCTOR BOB BORE, Butters doctor in Norwich. CAPN PISSER, captain of the schooner Betty Stoggs Two Big Masts. HARBOUR MASTER, of the port in Prestatyn. SAILOR WIND BREAKER, from Betty Stoggs Two Big Masts, a wonderful victim. FIRST MATE, from Betty Stoggs Two Big Masts. LOONEY LUNES PRISON OWNER, who doesnt run a tight ship, but a tight nut-house instead. PRISON GUARD, of the Looney Lunes prison. MICK, a belligerent National Trust employee. ANNOUNCER. (C) (R) Sockdologizing Productions 2014
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 12:38:16 +0000
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