Some Few Facts about my Uncle RAJNIKANT: Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life there. Micheal Jordan to Rajnikanth: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins? Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary, hero etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1950. That was the year Rajnikanth was born. Rajnikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, thats when the tsunami occurred in the Indian Ocean. For the Record : Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography. Today, that book is known as Guinness Book of World Records and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way. The last digit of Pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it and grinds his coffee with his teeth. Rajnikanths calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth. Rajnikanth once consumed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink once. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. Rajnikanth had to make 24 runs in just 1 ball remaining. He hit the ball in such a way that it got broken into 4 pieces and he got 4 sixes. Rajnikanth can give pain to painkillers and headache to Aspirin. Rajnikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking – Solve any 100 questions. He solved all 150 and wrote, Rascala! Check any 100! Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesnt turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
Posted on: Sun, 22 Jun 2014 16:04:27 +0000
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