Some Travel Company named Country Vacations, Colpetty called me on the phone. (Tel : 0115999115) Lady : Hello Maam, you filled a voucher at BMICH or SLECC no? Me : Er... what voucher? Lady : For holiday yar? Me : Er....? Lady : You have von Rs. 60,000 holiday Maam, for you and your family. Me : Oh? Thats nice! Lady : Yes. You can take family of 4 to Bangkok, India or any country for that amount. Me : Rs. 60,000? That will get me to Kandy? Lady : No no Maam... to India. How many in your family? Me : Just my son and I. Lady : Well, you can take two kids and husband. How many will travel? Me : Just my son and I Lady : You and your husband will have to come to collect the prize. Me : I dont have a husband, its just my son and I. Lady : Where is your husband? Me : I dont know. Its just my son and I. Lady : But WHERE is your husband? Me : He is not my husband, but I hope he is in hell. Lady : Okay, let me ask my Manager. Me : Your Manager is in hell too? Lady : No maam, he is here. Me : I dont recall filling any vouchers for holidays... I dont want to go to India again. Lady : But we cant give the prize because you are not married. Me : So if I get married, then I can get the prize? Lady : Yes Maam. Me : Okay, let me check if anyone will marry me and I will call you back. Lady : Okay Maam. ANYONE WANTS TO MARRY ME, WE CAN HONEYMOON IN A CHEAP HOTEL IN ASIA!. ITS FREE! ps. Amali De Silva - I am sure these are the same idiots that called you.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 06:21:57 +0000
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