Some car names explained FORD — Found On Road Dead! FORD — Driver Returning On Foot. (Ford spelled backwards) FORD — First On Race Day FORD — Fix Or Repair Daily FORD — F***ed Over, Rebuilt Dodge PINTO — Put In a Nickel To Operate ALFA ROMEO — Antonios Little Funny Automobile with Randomly Organized Equipment Operating LOTUS — Lots of Trouble, Usually Serious AUDI — Accelerates Under Demonic Influence — All Unnecessary Devices Installed BUICK — Big, Ugly Indestructible Car Killer HONDA — Had One, Never Did Again SAAB — Send Another Automobile Back VW — Virtually Worthless OLDSMOBILE — Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buicks Irregular Leftover Equipment DODGE — Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater GMC — Grément Mal Construit GM — Getta Mechanic BMW — Bus, Métro, Walking JEEP — Just Expect Every Problem PONTIAC — Poor Old Nerd Thinks Its A Cadillac ESSO — Every Sucker Stops Once JAGUAR — Jag At Garage Undergoing Another Repair CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Effecient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended trips CHRYSLER: Cant Have Refund,Youre Stuck Leasing Edsels Replacement DODGE Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Failure In Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All The Time Fix It Again, Tony Fix It Again Tomorrow FORD First On Recall Day First On Rust And Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily GEO Good Engineering Overlooked GMC Garage Mans Companion Got A Mechanic Coming HONDA Had One Never Did Again KIA Kick It Again MERCEDES Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular object
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 00:21:45 +0000
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