Some have asked what Im going to be doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The City Council told me; “Forget it...IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!” So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Work starts on Monday. I love this country. It’s the government that scares the crap out of me.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Apr 2014 11:28:21 +0000
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