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Some laughter to start the day with. A political consultancy firm in Ecuador required the services of a Chief Whip and thus advertised the post. Among the many applicants were two South Africans, Sipho, a Zulu and Xolile, a Xhosa. On their way to the interview they discussed possible questions and agreed on a framework of answers. On arrival Xolile was the first to be interviewed and the same questions as discussed were asked. Here is how the interview went: Panel: Who is the worlds most famous footballer? Xolile: It was once Maradona but now it is Ronaldo. Panel: When did your country gain its Freedom? Xolile: Efforts started in 1990 but finally in 1994. Panel: Is there water in Mars? Xolile: Some say so, but it is not scientifically proven. Panel: Why do you think we should give you the job? Xolile: Well, I have the experience, expertise and I amgood at it. The clever Sipho memorised only the discussed answers,not the questions as discussed in the plane. Panel: Who is your father? Sipho: It was once Maradona, but it is now Ronaldo. Panel: When were you born? Sipho: Efforts started in 1990, but finally in 1994. Panel: Your CV shows that you have 12 children, why that many? Sipho: Well I have the Experience, expertise and I am good at it.Panel: Are you mad? Sipho: Some say so, but it is not scientifically proven!
Posted on: Wed, 11 Jun 2014 05:59:31 +0000

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