Some people think I am funny. Well, it was just one person, really, long ago, and it was my Mom. But it is true that I am cursed. When I stand by the side of the road, chickens cross. When I walk into bars, priests, ministers and rabbis walk in... on the beach .... genies in a bottle who are dyslexic, sophomoric and dangerous I might add. Since I am quite old, I used to be one of the script writers for Mark Twain. But Mark paid poorly. That was because: "Rumors of his debt were greatly un-exaggerated".
Posted on: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 07:06:14 +0000
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