Some phrases and idioms to describe someone as stupid: :D -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. A few clowns short of a circus! 2. A few fries short of a happy meal! 3. The wheels spinning, but the hamsters dead! 4. All foam, no beer. grin emoticon 5. The butter has slipped off his pancake! 6. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. grin emoticon 7. Couldnt pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel! 8. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down grin emoticon 9. Doesnt have all his dogs on one leash! 10. Her sewing machines out of thread! 11. Her antenna doesnt pick up all the channels grin emoticon 12. His belt doesnt go through all the loops! 13. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse! 14. Receiver is off the hook! 15. Not wired to code! 16. Skylight leaks a little! 17. Too much yardage between the goal posts grin emoticon 18. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together! 19. A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on grin emoticon 20. During evolution his ancestors were in the control group! 21. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isnt coming! 22. If brains were taxed, hed get a rebate!! 23. Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean! 24. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled grin emoticon 25. One sandwich short of a picnic grin emoticon 26. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer! 27. His elevator doesnt stop at all the floors! ---------------------------------------------------------------
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 08:56:32 +0000
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