Some things to not do while having a very bad cold and pmsing at the same time. !1. Stay away from talking about politics. The feverent look in your eyes, marked by a pasty pale sick face with a hoarse voice can mark you for the next serial killer. 2. Talking about taking selfies with cadavers.3. Stay away from jokes and jabs about Ebola, then you go and blow your nose or cough. (if you havent been arrested by this time, youre doing great!) 4. Staring off into the distance when thinking about math and it makes you look like you have plague stare. 5. Wear black. 6. Try not to speed up when engaging in lively activities like road rage. (you are not in a tripped out trans am with a blue heeler,throw back to Mad Max). 6. Playing with the cat does not mean that its competition with who wins first with a string on a stick. 7. Stay off the phone. (if the police arent at your door by now questioning you on any suspicious car racing, sword, ax, halberd, etc wielding youre doing awesome!) 8. Limit imagination time to only include thoughts of warm happy places instead of world dominance and control. 9. Stay away from caffeine at all costs. 10. The worst thing ever when sick and pmsing : Never think of the lack of chocolate you realize you do not have in the house and then ponder who the quest giver is to go and get it. (a person in a yellow shirt is not an exclamation mark to begin a quest, neither is a small child. They are not a gnome who will give you 50 silver to complete it).
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 04:20:03 +0000
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