#Some_Jokes 1.They say when your hand is itchy u gonna get money -When your feet is itchy you gonna get a new pair of shoes -When your ear is itchy you gonna hear good news -When your private part is itchy dont fool yourself go and take a bath 2.A man posted on Dj sbu wall on facebook saying...nice try Dj sbu, you tricked me once with mzekezeke, you are not going to trick me again with Zahara, i can see right through you...the hips dont lie #LOl 3. Geez sesotho got me introuble. One day at the taxi rank i met a lady selling dresses,panties and jackets.....her prices were not normal, panty was more expensive than a jacket and a dress...prices were like this R70 panty,R30 dress and R25 jackets........I went to the lady to advice her, when i got there i said..ausi ha o batla ho etsa chelete fast, theola panty o bo o nyolla mose le baki.........The lady got so angry and she said... hee wena o nahana hore ke sefebe se tsamayang se ntse se jewa pleke kaofela #Eish_She_Misunderstood 4.Xolani driving the latest BMW,was pulled over by a Gauteng police man at a road block....congratulations said the police...because u are wearing your seat belt, you have just won R5000 in the Arrive Alive Safety competition.....xolani could hardly believe his luck...what are u going to do with the money....asked the police....eish im going to get a driving license...Xolani answered.....aauw!!! please sir dont listen to him...yelled Dipuo in the passenger seat...he always say stupid things when he is drunk.....with all this noise Thembi woke up in the back seat, she took one look at the cop and shouted.. yoh guys i told you that stealing this BMW was a bad idea,we should have taken the red Mazda, but because u think u are clever u took this one.....at that moment the was a knock from the boot and Thabos voice said....are we over the border yet? #LOl #HYFR
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 14:48:15 +0000
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