Someone recently told me, God doesnt think you are funny BUT maybe - TopicsExpress

Someone recently told me, God doesnt think you are funny BUT maybe the Devil will. I replied, Well, for one; God is not the only one that does not think Im funny. And for two, fortunately for me, I do not believe in God or the Devil or Heaven or Hell. I thought her head was going to explode as she told me that she would pray for me. To which I calmly replied, You really should pray for yourself because the Bible tells you judge not least ye be judged and you just judged the Hell out of me. So, unless you want to spend eternity in Hell listening to me tell jokes......

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