Somer Interesting facts! Wife : why are u home so early? Hubby : My boss said go to hell! ๐ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ Doctor : How is ur headache ? Patient : shes out of town. โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ Marriage is like a public toilet... Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ๐ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ Q - You know why women love shoes? Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ Q - Why cant Women Drive well? Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ Q - Why cant Women stand a day in a Jungle? Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ Q - How to save a Dying Woman? Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. ๐ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ The woman who invented the phrase ... All men are the same was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened.... โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ Wives are magicians........ They can change anything into an argument. ๐ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women dont have a wife!
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 03:16:37 +0000
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