Something tells me the good folks of the UP of MI have way too much time on their hands: Man Logic Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: about 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month to $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 am I correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending to $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didnt drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Porsche? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Wheres your Porsche?
Posted on: Tue, 26 Nov 2013 00:28:59 +0000
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