Something to think about!! John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. Desmond Tutu... When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said Let us pray. We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. David Letterman... America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. Italian proverb... After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. Jean Kerr... The only reason they say Women and children first is to test the strength of the lifeboats. Zsa Gabor... Ive been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. Jeff Foxworthy... You know youre a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesnt. Prince Philip... When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife. Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. Spike Milligan... The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree. Robin Hall... Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke. Kill one man and youre a murderer, kill a million and youre a conqueror. Arnold Schwarzenegger... Having more money doesnt make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but Im just as happy as when I had 48 million. We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. Johnny Carson... If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. Jimmy Durante... Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. Jonathan Winters... If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. The poor have been voting for Democrats for over 50 years and they are still poor! Now that you have smiled a little and perhaps thought a little keep in mind that God is still in control!!!! Have a blessed Lords day!!!
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 11:49:58 +0000