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Sometime back in 2008 and Et cetera.. So, as a favour to a friend I owed a lot, I consent to accompany my nigger Boy to a Night Vigil/Special Anointing and Deliverance Session in some Church, those who will just mount a tent in the middle of nowhere and pray for people every night, you know them right?? That one was near Boitumelong taxi rank!! Prior to our visit, we had an argument!! Told the guy that those pastors are just playing tricks on everyone, id go there and nothing is gonna change!! Im not even gonna fall like everyone does when those people pray for me!! Hmmm, so we are there, I do not know what the rules of engagement there are!! When the pastor holds you by the forehead with one hand, cupping the back of your head with his other hand, are you expected to scream and fall and lose consciousness or something?? All I felt are his cold palms reeking of perfume from his clothes, and the combination was not pleasant where my nostrils are concerned!! His halitosis also was really something else!! Deep inside me though, I felt nothing!! Two other church people joined him and began a speaking in tongues rap over me!! Saliva-sparks fly everywhere, Mouth odour festival!! Oh well, I think I am going to fall anyway(said that in my head) Not because I felt anything spiritual or whatever!! I am going to fall simply because - well, lets face it - there was just so much saliva-rain and halitosis-gusts a human being can take and also because I saw the look of Guy, please man, fall off my hand now; fall!!!! etched all over the pastors face!! So, I fell, I fell, into the arms of the two strong men standing behind me!! Catch me if you can, and you must hey!! Oh, if I injure myself while at this, I will deal with you guys in a very special way!! i did not come here to injure myself....i said to those guys!! You lot are trick day in and day out!! Theres one teacher who even did wonder of all wonders, she gave her car to those pastor, Fiat Uno to be precise....People just wake the hell up!! No one has the powers to heal you by just praying for you...!! *Goes to KFC to buy some breakfast*
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 06:37:40 +0000

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