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Sometimes I feel bad for skinny people. They don’t get to experience all life has to offer: 1. Chub rub 2. Fat pants 3. PAAWPGC (Post Ate a Whole Pizza Guilt Complex) 4. Not being able to button your jeans. Under the table at a restaurant before you stand up in front of everyone. 5. Watching the nurse move the scale thingie with dread 6. Bare thighs when you’re sitting down 7. Knocking someone’s drink over accidentally with your big ass 8. Your kid wobbling your arm fat 9. The fear that someone is watching you undress through one-way dressing room mirrors. 10. UBS (Under Boob Sweat)
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 16:46:40 +0000

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