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Sometimes I pretend to not speak English when im standing in a long line and a random stranger starts a conversation when Im not in the mood. Tonight I was waiting for some greasy ass KFC (Yeah wouldnt expect me to line up here); when this guy made a comment about getting food quicker if went in thw back and cooked it himself I simply just looked at him and said Parles vous Français? Jene peux pas parler Anglais He responded to me in what only sounded like fluent French (I wouldnt know, I dont speak French). I then panicked and tried to laugh it off and said back to him Sprechen Sie Deutsch? And again he responded in what sounded like fluent German. At this point I just stared at him intensely until he looked concerned, turmed around and walked away, muttering expletivein Italian. Well played my multi-lingual Italian friend. Well played! And I still dont want to talk to you..
Posted on: Mon, 23 Jun 2014 08:36:21 +0000

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