Sooo Ebola is in the US... Not hanging out with anyone who travels... Nope... Thats a nope. It could be on the plane, or in your food... And if we share food... Nope. For like a month after you get back... Stay away... Im paranoid... But better paranoid than dead. I dont shake peoples hands... Or hug... Or use used pens, or touch library books... I hate going to a doctors office... Sick people go there... I have to shower after... I hate shaking hands... And going to crowded places... Im a germaphobe... I also date with utter dread... Unless they are super, dooper appealing... Because human bodily odors, And fluids gross me the hell out... And close human contact is like... If you have the sniffles... Get away! And Ill throw holy-water at you... And hand-sanitizer... And a box of Kleenex... And a get-well, but stay over there card... I like clean, sanitized, perfectly organized things... I like my sanitary, lovely smelling, clean, anti-social life. But I like pets... My dog is cleaner than most people... People are just walking, talking infection factories... People dont wash their hands after they go to the bathroom... And touch doorknobs... I hate doorknobs... I hate railings too... I also hate grocery carts... Those things are horrid... Little kids pick their noses and touch it...
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 08:26:24 +0000
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