Sorry in advance for two Jack Henry stories in one day, but the kid is on a roll... Earlier my mom, Harrison, Jack Henry and I were eating lunch at Arbys, and they had a display set up where they were collecting money for childhood hunger. If you gave $2, you got to pick out a little rubber ducky. They had a whole display of different colors and themes of duckies. I had a little bit of cash on me (rare), so I let Jack pick out a couple. One of the ducks he chose was green with little horns and scales, making it look like a duck-dragon or something. Well, we were sitting in the very crowded lunchtime dining room, when he decided to go ahead and name his ducks. All of sudden, before I hardly even knew what was happening, he shouts (literally), waving the green one in the air, This one is Horny! Then he starts to do a dragon voice, still very loudly, with duck in hand saying over and over again, Hi! Im Horny! Its all a bit of a blur after that, but somehow I wrenched the dragon-duck from his hand, and made it very clear that he could NOT name it Horny and to stop all dialogue about it. Immediately. To which he just shrugged his shoulders and replied, Fine. Ill name him Spike.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 21:07:56 +0000
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