Spanked at 50: Well my cousin told me to stop going in Walmart and try another store. . So I had to go to BEST BUY to purchase a computer item and ran into the nicest elderly woman. Conversation.. Lady: Excuse me sweetie, I didnt mean to bump into you. Me: No problem, maam, how are you doing? Lady: Baby Im doing really good. My son gave me a Best Buy card and Im trying to find something to buy. What do you think I should by? Me: (in my mind--since the TSA people at the airport took my computer chord, you could buy me another chord). well maam do you like movies Lady: Sugar I love Faye Dunnaway and Joan Crawford. Me: I love Mommie Dearest Lady: (chuckling) yes that Joan Crawford was something else. Why are you limping, you okay Me: I have two torn cartilages in my left knee and arthritis and when the weather flares, Im in some pain Lady: you poor thing, so where is your coat? Me ( I had on a gray blazer) Oh Im fine maam, this blazer is enough Lady: Hush that what you say... look you cant close this little jacket and your chest is out. Youre gonna catch cold (shes literally hitting me in my chest near my throat) Me: (thinking--did this lady just hit me?) No maam, Im really okay because I get hot really quick, so I dont wear a heavy coat Lady: You say you got arthritis in your knee? Me: yes maam Lady: You keep not wearing a coat and you gon have it in your tail. then you wont be able to walk or sit down. Baby get a scarf okay, because I dont want you to get sick Me: Yes maam I will. Lady: Take care of yourself and put a coat on (hitting me on my back) Me: Yes maam and thanks for caring. We hugged and I left.. Now Im getting a whupping in the store. Im shopping on line for now on. :-)
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 02:44:59 +0000
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