*Special request from my sister Elenor TheRock Johnson: Lets talk about the women who analyze every word that comes out of a mans mouth. You know the ones that during the dating period between the 1st and 5th date where you describe every syllable that comes out of homeboys mouth to your girlfriends. The ones who calls with questions like What did he mean when he said he will call me back? Ahhhhh really ladies???? He meant that he was going to call you back. You drive yourself insane wanting to know how much he likes you, while carefully making sure that you dont show more interest than him. You want to go out but afraid to ask him because youre following this made up rule book, waiting for him to ask you. Guess what? Hes not going to ask you. Dating someone now-a-days cost a lot of money. Besides, why are you so eager to go out? Getting ready for a date can cost a small fortune. You have to thread the eyebrows, mustache and your facial hair. Then you need to have a manicure and pedicure so that he thinks you are always that groomed. Now you have to go get your hair right and because you want to feel your best you have to go buy a new outfit. Whew! Im tired from writing this, but thats a whole lot of work. So far youve spent almost 500.00 (depending on your hairdresser and quality weave) just for homeboy to take you out for a $13.00 meal. No wonder you are pissed as hell when he doesnt respond to your text and stands you up with the I fell asleep line. When it becomes too much you start lashing out at the unsuspecting male and making demands about how you want to be treated. Youre upset and the poor guy doesnt even know why (well pretending not to know). And when all else fails, you create a fake Facebook page and asks dumb questions under this fictitious profile to try and gain some insight about what he thinks of you. Now- youve gone too far! Ladies, Ill let you in on a little secret...Youre not that smart and these men know exactly what you are doing, because they have mothers and sisters who do the same desperate mess. Give it up. If hes not into you, someone else will be This is the truth as I see it.
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 01:09:29 +0000
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