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Story time: I was at Tusculum and I was walking around the upper part of the library when I ran into Stephen Hawking. I tried to apologize and say that I would be a math major if he didnt hold it against me that I ran into him while he was busy. Turns out, Hawking works for Tusculum but its a secret because of how famous he his. Anyway! Later on that day was a Medieval Festival and in the lower part of the library, where the basketball court used to be, was now a fighting ring. I volunteered to do some melees and stuff with foam swords, and all was well and good, until my last tournament. It was a joust. Against Stephen Hawking, in his chair. He gave me a sinister smile, and I lost. Badly. Stephen Hawking kicked my ass in a joust. I woke up covered in sweat, super stressed out. So. Weird.
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 23:08:50 +0000

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