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Storytime: A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that theres a pirate vessel coming towards his position. He asks the Mate to get him his red shirt. The First Mate asked him, “Why do you need a red shirt anyway?” The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed in the inevitable battle to follow, you guys don’t notice and aren’t discouraged.” Lucky thing then that the pirates were beaten afterwards. The next day, the Captain is alerted again that this time 50 pirate ships are coming towards his boat. He yells to his First Mate, “Get me my brown trousers!”
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 19:07:38 +0000

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