Straits Troll News $404 SPF May Retrench Policemen After Work Gets Stolen by MPs The Singapore Police Force, which is relatively free nowadays since crime rates have dipped so low that crime is virtually non-existent, has unfortunately had its work stolen by MPs. For instance, there is a serial tampon litter killer in MacPherson that is still at large and the superwoman MP, Tintin Impaling, has taken it upon herself to hunt down the psycho, who probably happens to have voted for her in GE2011. There is also MP Selfie Bay, who has spent time investigating the heinous crime committed by another psycho who apparently gets high throwing warn diapers downstairs because he regrets listening to the governments call to have more babies. Some conspiracy theories have, however, conjectured that the MPs might have been the targets of the psychos, so the PAP has simply evolved from being self-serving to being self-saving. Nevertheless, policemen, worried that they would now lose their jobs, are now being very vigilant. There is still a lot of crime... a lot of, I mean,... potential criminals who are prone to ... er ... socially destructive acts such as protesting, criticizing the PAP, and so on. We will ensure that we continue to keep tabs on such people and prevent them from getting out of hand. We still have a lot of work to do, says a policeman.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 15:54:00 +0000
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