Student & Exam SMS Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi, Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi.. Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya, Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya . ************************ ************************ ********** Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge?? Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :-O ************************ ************************ ********** Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna, Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna, Jo hoga wo to hoga, Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-) ************************ ************************ ********** Hum ne Apne Liye Ambulance ka Bandobast Kar liya hai FARAZ... ! ! ! Suna hai matric ka Result Aanay Wala hai. :-( ************************ ************************ ********** Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen K Aagay Say Jawab Deta Hai. ************************ ************************ ********** *exam ka khouf* *tarapta student* *shitani books* *result wala jin* *neend ki mout* *pyasaa examiner* *SSssssshhhhhhh Result ana wala hai......... ************************ ************************ ********** School Ye dunia ye mefil mere kam ki nahi Tution Idher chala main udhar chala jane kaha main kidher chala Maths Ajab dastan hai yeh kahan shuru kahan khatm Science Ab khushi se Khudkushi kar le Exam Zehrili raatein neendein ur jati hain Result Dhak Dhak karne laga oh mora jiya ra drne laga Pass Aj ma upar asman niche aj main aage zmana hai peeche fail Chan se jo tota koi spna jag sona sona lagay jag sona sona lagay ************************ ************************ ********** Janay kaisay jeetay hain log yaadon k saharay Faraz Hum to aik Chapter yaad kar k sotay hain wo b subha tak bhool jata hy. ************************ ************************ ********** Studnt Problm> Kch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Aati Hai Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai … Parhen B To Kia Parhen? Har Page Pe “SHEELA” Ki Tasvir Nazar ati hai. ************************ ************************ ********** Teacher: Kal School Kiyun Nhi Aye Thy? Student: Sir Mehmaan Aye Huwe The. Teacher: O I See… Student: Na ji Agr O I Hondi Te Me Aj V Na Anda. ************************ ************************ ********** Exclusive Poetry For Students Only! Main Pehlay He Bohat Se Ghamo Main Hon Mubtala, . . . Is Liye Mujhe ResuLt ki Koi Na Day It’tala. :-) ************************ ************************ ********** My Nights r going SleepLess, My Days r going UseLes, I hv becom SpeachLess, So, I asked My Heart; is it Love? Heart replied “Na Putr Paper a gaye ne..” ************************ ************************ ********** Kehtay Hain K Zindagi Imtihan Leti Hai, Lekin Yahan To Imtihano Ne Zindagi Le Li Voice Of Every Student. ************************ ************************ ********** Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart But D Most Dangerx One Is: STUDY, It Effects BRAIN. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge… =P Avoid It… ;- ************************ ************************ ********** Message Of The Week: Dad Caught His Son Watching Sheela Ki Jawani Song Padh Le Beta ! Sheela Toh Exams K Baad Bhi Jawan Rahegi !! ************************ ************************ ********** Sadqa Dainay Say Sab Balain Tal Jati Han!! Siwaey ? ?? ??? . . . . . . Result K ;-) :-( ************************ ************************ ********** If U Fail In Xams: Dad Says 3 Words Ullu Da Patha Mom Says 3 Words Hor Khel ßahr Brother Says 3 Words Nalaiq Kahin K Frnd Says 3 ßismillah Tusi V ;O) ************************ ************************ ********** Daastan E Student Yoon Fail Jo Karna Tha,Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay Hum Saar I Kitabon Ko Choolhay,Main Jala Daitay Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi,Naakaaam Huwe Aakhir Hum Paas To Ho Jatay Jo Wo Naqal Kara Daitay Parchay Jo Milay Hum Ko Sab Khali Diay Humne Salim Wo Safai K Number Hi Laga Daitay ************************ ************************ ********** Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai K Har Teacher Ne Mujhe Marks Dene Ki Saazish Ki Hai Ye Exams Bhi Apne Hindi Filmon Ki Tarah Hote Hain Ant Tak Sab Kuch Achha Ho Hi Jata Hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS Agar Tum Kisi Paper Mein Paas Hona Chahte Ho To Saari Kaaynat Tumhe Usko Paas Karane Me Lag Jati Hai Aur Agar Aisa Nahi Hota.. To Exam Abhi Khatam Nahi Hue SUPPLY Abhi Baaki Hai Mere Dost ************************ ************************ ********** DAD;Paper kesa hua? SON: Sirf Q1 reh gya Q2 aa nhi raha tha Q4 karna bhol gya Q5 nazar nhi aya Q6 paper ki dusri side pe tha DAD: OR Q3? SON: Sirf wohi ghalat hwa! ************************ ************************ ********** Mil kar karty thy tafri jin k sath Aaj un doston se milne ko dil tarsta hy Har pal muskurate thy jo chehray Aaj unhe dekhny ko dil trsta hy Nafrat thi jis class rooms se Aaj wahn se guzrne ko dil tarsta hy Zindgi k sub se haseen wo pal Aaj W0 LIFE phir se jeene ko dil tarsta hy. I miss my frinds and my collge ************************ ************************ ********** What is 1+4+3 ? I+£øve+U Ñø I+£ike+U Ñø I+Miss+U Ñø I+Kiss+U Ñø 1+4+3 Means 1+4+3 = 8 MÅTHS pe Dehaan dø, RØMÅÑCÉ pe nhi..? ************************ ************************ ********** Funny but real Fact Jo aankho se rehte hai door .. .. .. Arz hai .. .. .. Jo aankho se rehte hain door .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Wo topics exams me aate hai zaroor ************************ ************************ ********** Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye? Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8 Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8 Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8 Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi…! ************************ ************************ ********** My Nights r going SleepLess, My Days r going UseLes, I hv becom SpeachLess, So, I asked My Heart; is it Love? Heart replied Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.. ************************ ************************ ********** Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna ************************ ************************ ********** Aey ALLAH! Un Tamam Students Ko Exam Mein Kamyab Farma Jinhe Saal Bhar Parhne Ki Fursat Na Mili, Un Masoom Hathon Ko Himmat Dy Jinhon Ny Unlimitd Sms Packages Ko Kbhe Zaya Nhi Hone Diya, Khudaya Un Aankhon Ko Imtehaan Mein Roshni Ata Karna Jo T.V Or Net Py Beth K Kamzor Ho Gaee Hain, Un Ghareeb Bachun Bachiyon Ki Madad Farma Jo Happy Hours Me Bat Krty Rhy Or Parh Nahi Saky AAMEEN ************************ ************************ ********** Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo Faraz ki Behan Farzana Hamaray Pehley Hee imteHaan hone wale Hain SALANA ************************ ************************ ********** 4 studnts ne papr ki tyari nai ki . unho ne 1 mansuba bnaya . or wo agly din principal k pas gae . or kaha . “sir hm shadi me gae thy, rste me gari ka tyre phat gya, hum sari raat dhaka lgaty rhy es lye parh nhi sake . principal ne maan lia or unhe 4 din ka time dia . 4 din k bd unhn mukhtalif rooms me bithaya . or sirf 1 swal dia . Q-KONSA TYRE PHATA THA? 1-front rite 2-front lft 3-back rite 4-back lft . same jawab do sb pass . Moral ustadan nal ustadi nai chaldi. ************************ ************************ ********** Exam me Sawal aya k, CHALLNGE kisy kehte ha, pathan Ne pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr likha, APNE BAP Ki ULAD Hai TO PAS KR K DiKHA. . (its challenge) ************************ ************************ ********** ************************ ************************ ********** SECRETS OF SUCCESS … 1. Kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lage gay. 2. Hamesha late class mein jao iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga. 3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai. 4. Kabhi test na do kyun k beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain. ************************ ************************ ********** Wat R D Most Powerful 3 Words Other Dan i LOVE U? . . . … . ……. . . “RESULT AA GAYA” Ye 3 Words Haste Khelte Insan Ki Ek Pal Me Duniya Ujar Sakte Hain :) :) ************************ ************************ ********** A letter 2 the Direct0r Of Federal Board > “Salam Salay, Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper k0n Iblees Bnata Hy? Kameen0! Hmari to jan he nikal jati hy. Uper se paper ki checking aise h0ti hy jaise kisi ki m0ut ka badla le rhy h0. Syllabus to aisa h0ta hy jaise sb Einstine ki oladein hain! Tera baap bhi pass na ho! Tu Bahar Mil Zara, Phir Bataon Gaa Yours Faithfully , Pagal Hon Jo Nam Likhon”:- D :P :P ************************ ************************ ********** Sir In Exam: Why are u So confused?? Did You Forget your Pen?? Roll Number..??? Calculator..?? Student: o.O Chup kar ja Maama Idhar main parchi galat subject ki lay aya aur tujhe pen pencil ki parhi hai :@ :P ************************ ************************ ********** Height of Innocence: Kid (on phone): Madam, my son will not come to school today. . . . . . Madam: Who is speaking ? Kid: My papa is Speaking !! (- _- ).. ************************ ************************ ********** Sir in exam: Why are you so confused ? Did you forget your pen??? Roll Number..? Calculator..? Student: O chup kar ja maama ethay main parchi ghalat subject di le aya tenu pen pencil di agg lagi aye. ************************ **********
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