Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, Titanic by James Cameron and My Life by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories........ His professor gave him an A+ for his report. Titanic: Cost - $29.99 Clinton : Cost - $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton : Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : Ditto for Bill Titanic: During the ordeal, Roses dress gets ruined. Clinton : Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : Lets not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : Clinton doesnt remember anything. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, lets not go there. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 19:49:23 +0000
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