Subject: computer tech How thick can people be???? > support: Click on the my computer icon on to the left of the screen. > Customer: Your left or my left? > **************************** > > > Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I cant print. Every > time I try, it says Cant find printer. Ive even lifted the > printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still > says he cant find it.. > **************************** > > Tech support: Whats on your monitor now, maam? > Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11. > **************************** > > Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. > Tech support: Are you sure its plugged into the computer? > Customer: No. I cant get behind the computer. > Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. > Customer: ! OK > Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? > Customer: Yes > Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. > **************************** > > Customer: I cant get on the Internet. > Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? > Customer: Yes, Im sure. I saw my colleague do it. > Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? > Customer: Five dots. > **************************** > > Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? > Customer: Netscape. > Tech support: Thats not an anti-virus program. > Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.. > **************************** > Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen > saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. > **************************** > Tech support: How may I help you? > Customer: Im writing my first email. > Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? > Customer: Well, I have the letter a in the address, but how do I > get the little circle around it? > **************************** > > This one and the next are our personal favorites! > A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. > Tech support: Are you running it under windows? > Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good > point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, > and his printer is working fine. > **************************** > > And last but not least! > Tech support: Okay Bob, lets press the control and escape (Esc) > keys at the same time. > That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the > letter P to bring up the Program Manager. > Customer: I dont have a P. > Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. > Customer: What do you mean? > Tech support: P.....on your keyboard, Bob. > Customer: IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 11:22:33 +0000
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