Such a funny column... love it! Heres a quote: The biggest mistake these poor people ever made was to live within screaming distance of Oscar’s house. Now they are paying for it. This case sends a valuable lesson to potential witnesses everywhere. Do not ever admit to hearing or seeing anything. Ever. I live at the coast and even I was woken by Oscar’s shrill girly screams. I heard his cricket bat spontaneously detonating three minutes later. I also thought I heard him ordering pizza but that might have been the neighbours. But did you see me put my hand up and volunteer to testify? Hellz, no. bentrovatowhippingboy.wordpress/2014/03/09/the-fear-factor/
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 04:59:09 +0000
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