Such a shame that so many folks are still trying to prove how they deserve their very own Darwin Award. Well, kiddies, lets look back a minute. Darwin Awards are given to those hapless individuals who, for what ever reason, have removed themselves from the human gene pool~simple, really. Ok, now, lets see how many of the awards will need to be made up. There are currently ABOUT 72,000,000(six little round things together represent MILLLION) registered Democrats in America. So, if were reasonable in figuring, we can say maybe a third (1/3), or around 24,000,000 of these registered Democrats are honestly NOT in the pack of ObamaItes. That may seem high, but lets be fair. Thats a term Obama likes to bandy about, so---- That leaves about 48,000,000(million) registered Democrats that are eligible for their very own Darwin Award!!! YAYAYAYAY! Now, in order for you to get your very own, you have to meet certain requirements. I dont see any problem with this group, however. None at all. There are SO many ways you can apply, and WIN your very own little Charlie. The first and most important step is to remove yourself from the human gene pool. That failing, you CAN get by with removing your ability to create more littler Charlies. The committee does prefer complete removal, but have been known to make exceptions. So, all these morons who believe this little comedy-song is Racist have made your request to join this rather elite group. Just make sure that its noted on your obituary, or the paperwork when admitted to the ward. Mental Ward, of course. They take very good care of you in there, too. Make sure youre fed, cleaned, and allowed to play with others with that same twisted gene. Now, get on out there and prove to them that you are READY to join their ranks, get to it, however your preferred method is. But remember, you lose points if you take somebody NOT eligible. Just for an example, MOST Conservatives will count against you. Dont get me wrong, youre still very welcome to TRY, but taking Conservatives might require taking as much as 8-10 of your own little herdlet to make up the difference. Good luck! Oh, remember, if you do have a sudden attack of brain activity and wake up, you might lose the Darwin, but join humanity!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 16:35:52 +0000
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