# Sunday_Newspape r_Infortainment # Joke_Quote_Fact _Vocabulary_Pho bia_Sports # Seventh_Decembe r_TwentyFourtee n •Naira’s fall beyond CBN, FG — Emefiele (Oga, if you cant control the value of Naira, please resign. Soludo, Sanusi and others did it. How can you say that CBN and FG cant control the value of Naira? Is it until the countries Economy crashes you will know what to do) •Gov tickets: PDP gladiators in battle royal (So many big heads fighting to win the ticket. Wishing them a crisis free primaries. Goodluck) •FG impounds Russian plane with arms in Kano (Hmmmmmmm, let it not be swept under the carpet because Nigerians are watching. Let it not am thinking about oooo) •Fayemi, Fayose shake hands in public (In Politics, theres No permanent friend, theres No permanent enemies, but permanent interest. Both of them knows what they are doing) •I’m not fighting Fashola — Tinubu (If you dont fight Fashola, who will? We all know the internal crisis that erupted after the APC primaries in Lagos.) •Violence erupts at Haiti protests (Haiti again?) •Remains of missing Mexico student identified (Hmmmmmmm) •Gunmen attack Minna prison, free 200 prisoners (Na wa ooooo. 200 prisoners? Thats a serious problem. This is called letting the Lion out of the cage) •Jonathan moves to stop impeachment plot (Its only a tree that will hear that it will be killed and still stand. Oga Jona, voom ka mma kalia statement) •PDP primaries: Ogor, Ukeje, others win return tickets (Congratulations to them, but let them do better this time if they win the final election) •Monarch urges industrialists to invest in Ijesaland (Thats a Monarch that have the interest of his people at heart, not the type that goes about worshiping the governors who are young enough to be their grandsons) •2015: PDP govs angry with Jonathan, Mu’azu, Mark ( I hate the way PDP do their own things most times. They have almost Infinitesimalize the countries economy and yet the same people want to still occupy) •APC ticket: Atiku, Kwankwaso storm Port-Harcourt, Lafia (Why did Buhari and Rochas not go with them? Or do they belong to another faction?) •NASS invasion: NBA calls for judicial enquiry (NASS are busy doing campaign, drawing impeachment plot, so if the judicial wants to force themselves in, they should climb) •APC defends Aregbesola (Am getting tired of reading about these parties in my dailies everyday) # England_Premier _League_Decembe r6 •Newcastle United2 - 1 Chelsea •Hull City0 - 0 West Bromwich Albion •Liverpool0 - 0 Sunderland •Queens Park Rangers2 - 0 Burnley •Stoke City3 - 2 Arsenal •Tottenham Hotspur0 - 0 Crystal Palace •Manchester City1 - 0 Everton # December7th •14:30 West Ham United? - ? Swansea City •17:00 Aston Villa? - ? Leicester City #December 8th •21:00 Southampton? - ? Manchester United # Joke_Of_The_Day If you sit next to someone with body and mouth odour in church, when the pastor starts callin people with evil spirit for deliverance, tap the person to go forward.. # Quote_Of_The_Da y It’s not who you are that holds you back, it’s who you think you are not. # Fact_Of_The_Day Marijuana was initially made illegal in 1937 by a man who testified the drug made white women want to be with black men. # Dictionary_Word _Of_The_Day tête-à-tête /ˌtāt ə ˈtāt,ˌtet ə ˈtet/ noun •A private conversation between two people. •An S-shaped sofa on which two people can sit face to face. adjective adverb •Involving or happening between two people in private. # Phobia_List •Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. •Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. •Altophobia- Fear of heights. •Amathophobia- Fear of dust. •Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car. Do have a # Super_Sunday # Good_Morning_Th is_Morning.
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