TEAM_NO_UBAGUZI 1.You carry your girlfriend to club. After you marry her, you want her to stop clubbing! My broda, you need miracles directly from God himself. 2. You have tribal marks on your body, stretch marks and scars yet you still want a tatoo... Aah! My friend, you know you gonna be a zebra, right? 3. Your girlfriend dumped you for a rich man, you call her gold digger, but your sister did the same to another man, you give testimony in church saying, it is the Grace of the Lord? Brother, park well! 4. You are 6ft tall, you still wear 6 inches high heeled shoes.... Ooh my sister, you wana speak to God? 5. You take snaps in different type of cars yet you expect your boyfriend to believe you dont cheat? Aunty, are you a mechanic. 6. You have different pictures of ladies in your phone and still you want your galfrnd to trust you. Hahaha, uncle, you are a photographer then! 7. He gave you an engagement ring for over five years now and your not married yet... Oh my dear, you be the Lords of the Rings. 8. Your babe is licking ice cream and yet you are drinking pure water... Man, are you diabetic? 9. You claim you ate Rice and beef stew and yet you vomit ugali and sukumawiki. My friend, you are Magician! Peace and Love.....
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 18:10:46 +0000