TENANTS COMPLAINTS TO THE COUNCIL THESE ARE GENUINE CLIPS FROM COUNCIL COMPLAINT LETTERS: 1: My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing. 2: Hes got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house, and I just cant take anymore. 3: Its the dog mess I find hard to swallow. 4: I want some repairs done to my cooker, as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 5: I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 6: And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7: I wish to complain that the tiles are missing from my outside toilet roof. I think it was the bad wind the other night that blew them off. 8: My lavatory is cracked, where do I stand? 9: I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 10: Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 11: I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 12: 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy. 13: I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers. 14: The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 15: Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 16: Our lavatory seat is broken in half, and now split into 3 pieces. 17: I wish to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up, and its now getting too much for me! 18: The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. 19: Our kitchen floor is damp, we have 2 children and would like a 3rd so please send someone round to do something about it. 20: I am a single women living in a downstairs flat, and would you please do something about the noise made by the man of top of me every night. 21: Please send a man round with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 22: I have had the clerk of works down on the floor 6 times, but I still get no satisfaction. 23: This is to let you know our lavatory seat is broken and we still cant get bbc2.
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 20:49:27 +0000
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