THE ARROGANT OFFICER An NDLEA officer stopped at a farm around Kwale in Delta State. On the farm he met the owner and the following dialoge ensued. OFFICER: I want to inspect your farm. Dem say una dey plant igbo (Hemp) for here. FARMER: "Ok, but make you no go the other side......(as the farmer was pointing the direction, the officer arrogantly cut him off before he could finish his speech.... OFFICER: Shut up, I get power to enter anywhere I like!". He brought out his ID card and arrogantly waved it at the farmer..... "You see this card, e mean say I fit enter anywhere I like and nobody fit stop me. You hear me so?!" FARMER: Oga officer, no vex go inside, you fit even open any door you like". A few minutes later, the farmer heard a loud scream, he looked over his shoulder and saw the officer running for his life, shouting for help.The mad cow in the farm chasing after him.(the officer had unknowingly opened the door housing the mad cow!). The farmer climed up a tree and shouted back to the officer. "Oga officer, no run, just show the cow the ID card as you show me! Credit to my craziest antagonist-Toun.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:09:57 +0000
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