THE BEST JOKE EVER PLAYED ON ME ~ :D I had come home after a hard days work years ago to find a trail of blood on the sidewalk leading into the house. Hesitantly stepping inside, I find the kitchen floor covered in blood, smears of blood on the walls and a bloody towel at the bottom of the staircase. I called out for my children frantically. No response. I screamed Im calling the police!!!, as a warning to an intruder. No response. I then proceeded to run through the house FRANTICALLY, stumbling and screaming while dialing 911. The dispatcher answered my call just as my 3 children popped out of their toy box screaming NO MOM, WERE OKAY, WERE OKAY!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the aftermath, I gathered my composure, my heart-rate slowed, my blood pressure lowered and the clean-up process was a giggle fest. Ive gotta hand it to my kids for pulling this one off. It must be genetic. Theyve all inherited my warped sense of humor!!! Lol
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 01:38:49 +0000
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