THE DEVOLUTION OF A LADY. 1. Below age 16 a woman is like KITUI, naïve, has a long way to go and attracts very little attention 2. Between 16 and 18 she is like TURKANA, developing oily wells and hence under constant attack from women rustlers (Team Mafisi jomiluma) 3. Between 19 and 20 she is like NYERI, the centre of attention, emotional, sporadic and as Hon. Mary Wambui from the county put it, “She - is -no -Ronger -afraid –of- ‘eRections’ ” 4. Between 21 and 25 a woman is like KAKAMEGA, very fertile, wild, naturally beautiful and with smooth and well curved river banks! 5. Between 26 and 30 she is like MACHAKOS, highly sophisticated, well managed and her Governor takes care of her. She is the dream destination for rich investors. 6. Between 31 and 35 she is like NAIROBI, very hot, always busy and looks expensive. She is more artificial than natural. Team mafisi’ jomiluma have had the best of her. 7. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like MOMBASA, slow to act, confident of herself and slowly aging. Although not extremely hot, she is fairly warm hence a good destination during holidays. 8. Between 41 and 50, she is like KISUMU, Her sons and daughters have grown up and famous all over. Nyakisumo is proud of herself. She however suffers from mismanagement by the owner and needs a lot of reconstruction to remain attractive. 9. Between 51 and 60, she is like MARSABIT/ISIOLO/WAJIR....Stopped experiencing rains! (hakunyeshi). Fairly wide. The climate is too frigid and scares away investors. 10. Between 61 and 70 she is like KWALE, possess very rich history but the future doesnt look bright. The county currently, instead of the former soft pumpkins, she now has coconuts hanging on the palms. 11. And finally, 75 + a woman is like GARISSA, stays alone, and has funny moods. Every Kenyan knows where she is but none can dare venture there. Any seed planted there never germinates
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 19:19:27 +0000
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