THE FAULT IN OUR STARS RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!! Isaac:Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he shouldve gotten more. Augustus Waters:Seventeen. Isaac:Im assuming youve got some time, you interupting bastard. Isaac:Im telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that hed interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. Issac:But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him
Posted on: Wed, 02 Jul 2014 20:34:21 +0000
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