THE HUMOR OF POPE JOHN XXIII VATICAN CITY (CNS) -- Blessed John XXIII, who will be made a saint April 27, is remembered by many for his warmth, simplicity, social conscience and sense of humor. Pope Francis, who will canonize the Good Pope, recalled his predecessor as being holy, patient and a man of courage, especially by calling the Second Vatican Council. He was a man who let himself be guided by the Lord, Pope Francis has said. But the Italian Pope John was also guided by his cheerful disposition, his simple, peasant background and tongue-in-cheek, wisecracking Italian culture. Heres a look at some of this soon-to-be saints funny quips: 1. Visiting a hospital he asked a boy what he wanted to be when he grew up. The boy said either a policeman or a pope. I would go in for the police if I were you, the Holy Father said. Anyone can become a pope, look at me! 2. It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about the serious problems afflicting the world and I tell myself, I must talk to the pope about it. Then the next day when I wake up I remember that I am the pope. 3. In reply to a reporter who asked, How many people work in the Vatican?, he reportedly said: About half of them. 4. When a cardinal complained that a rise in Vatican salaries meant a particular usher earned as much as the cardinal, the pope remarked: That usher has 10 children; I hope the cardinal doesnt. 5. When he went to visit a friend at the nearby Hospital of the Holy Spirit in the evening, the nun answering the door said: Holy Father, Im the mother superior of the Holy Spirit. He replied: Lucky you! What a job! Im just the servant of the servants of God. 6. Not long after he was elected pope, Blessed John was walking in the streets of Rome. A woman passed him and said to her friend, My God, hes so fat! Overhearing what she said, he turned around and replied, Madame, I trust you understand that the papal conclave is not exactly a beauty contest. READ THE FULL ARTICLE HERE: catholicnews/data/stories/cns/1401197.htm
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 19:14:04 +0000
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