THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD? Well its shit...that right shit! shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.You may smoke shit,sell shit,buy shit,lose shit,find shit,forget shit and tell others to eat shit.some pipo know their shit while others cant tell the difference between shit and shineola.there are lucky shits,dump shits.There is bull shit,horse shit and chicken shit.You can throw shit,sling shit catch shit or duck when the shit hits the fan.You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit and some are hotter than shit and some days are just plain shitty.some music sounds like shit,things can look like shit and there are times when you feel like shit.You can have too much shit or not enough shit or the right shit or a lot of wierd shit.You can carry shit,have a mountain of shit or find yourself up in shit creek without a paddle.Sometimes everything you touch turns into shit and other times you fall in a bucket full of shit and come out smelling like a rose.When you stop to consider all facts its the building block of the english language and remember once you your shit you dont need to know anything else.Well you can pass along if you give ashit or not do so if you dont give a shit.Oh shit its time for me to go just wanted you to know that i do give a shit and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of shit but if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit ahead..well shit happens!!
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 15:09:36 +0000
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