THE ONION -- NATIONS HISTORIANS WARN THE PAST IS EXPANDING AT ALARMING RATE Painting a stark portrait of a phenomenon that appears to be irreversible, a report published Thursday by the American Historical Association has found that the past is currently expanding at an alarming rate. The comprehensive 950-page study, compiled by a panel of the nation’s most prominent historians, warns that the sum total of past time grows progressively larger each day, making it unlikely anything can be done to halt, or even slow down, the relentless trend. FB Page Editor: Yes, this is satire. But funny. Its not just the astrophysicists who have a corner on expanding things out there.
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 04:05:29 +0000
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