THE PARTY TICKET WAS VOTED! All Nanners will be glad to know that we, here at The Brenham Banana-Press, went to the polls today and voted the straight Exalted Grand Banana Head ticket ... This assures us all that the policies of the Exalted Grand Banana Head Party will continue to represent your best interests here on the forum. On the ticket we ran the following candidates ... BOB MUELLER - for Head Keg Tapper (a shoe-in) TUMBLEWEED SMITH - for Head-Man-About-Texas LEON HALE - for Top Storyteller Emeritus RANDY REETS - for Party Whip CARL WHITMARSH - for Jolly-Banana-at-Arms BARBARA BLUME KLASSEN - for Resident Artist CHARLES SANDER - for Party Historian MIKE McINTIRE - for Mr. Know-It-All (from the 1st District) GARY ROTHERMEL - for Grand Party Caterer ROB MOORMAN - for Special Events Entertainment Director LYNN McMAHEN REYNOLDS - for Ambassador of Goodwill ANN BRAZZEL - for Most Happy Smile AUDREY STEINBACH - for Most Likely to Bake a Cake BEN BOETTCHER - for Most Likely to Draw a Straight Line BOB GRABARSCHICK - for Most Likely to Build an Outhouse BONNIE ROSENBAUM DEMUTH - for Late Night Snacker DOUG PRICE - for Asking Whats New? BRUCE FASKE - for Hocking a Slide Trombone BUBBA STARK - for Head Bubba of The Bubba Club CAROL WHIDDON - for Running the First-Aid Station CAROLYN HEIDEMANN - for Baking Oatmeal Cookies CHIP ROUTT - for Guru From Chappell Hill CINDY BOETTCHER - for Professing To Aggies CONNIE ROGGE SMITH - for Judge of Lost & Found Court DARRELL KRUGER - for Justice of the 4th Court of Banana Peels DEBBIE SPIESS WOLTMANN - for Special Events Floral Arranger DEIDRA MEARNS - for Enforcer of All Laws DON SCHLOTTMANN - for Demolition Derby Expert DOROTHY MORGAN - for Liason to Oprah Winfrey FRANK WAGNER - for Leisure Piddling & Pastimes GERALDINE JOHNSON - for Best Apple Pie GLORIA WITTE - for Best Pecan Pie AL HAHN - for Best Curve Ball HAL MOORMAN - for Best Defense Brief HOWARD PAUL BURGESS - for Best Parking Site in a Cemetery JACK GRIMM - for Best PB&J (on whole wheat toast) JAMES BEARD - for Most Outspoken in the Library JAMES SHEFFIELD - for Best Positive Attitude JANET DRYER-BUDDE - for Best Continual Smile JAY NEUMANN - for Most Likely to Succeed at Success JEAN TOOMES - for Asking Why? JEANA ULLRICH - for Saying I Dont Know JEANNIE C. RILEY - for Best Singer in Washington County JEFFREY ALLEN PILCHIEK - for Best Tractor Driver JOE ADAMS - for Best Southern Yell JOHN W. BARNHILL, JR. - for Best Blue Bell Ringer KATHY ADAMSON GREEN - for Best Cheerful Cheeriness KELLY CHOVANEC - for Top Banana Split Maker KELLY STOLZ - for Best Mom of 2014 (and beyond) LARRY NEVEUX - for Land Commissioner of Pocket Parks LENORA COLSON JOHNSON - for Getting Things Done LINDA KENJURA - for Best Pet Grooming Available LYNDA IRELAND GRAEBER - for Best BFF MARGARET WILLIAMS PRICE - for Boats & Docks Director MARY BARNES - for Most Helpful Person When Needed MARY BETH FORD GRIGAR - for Best Kite Flyer NEAL NAUMANN - for Best Gadget Maker PAM OMALLEY STOLZ - for Best Stare-You-Down-Look PEDRO BARRERA - for Best Rock Thrower RAYE McLENDON TILLEY - for Fastest Nanner Runner RODNEY ROESKE - for Best Double-R Name SAM CLARK DiBRELL - for Best of the Best of Whatever SCOTTIE WEHMAN DAVIS - for Director of Old House Restoration We were limited on the number of candidates we could run due to some silly law saying that everyone had to be a resident of Banana Land for at least 12 years, so that eliminated a bunch of the Nanners. Plus, Sonny simply ran out of time to put together the Party List ... What you see is what you get ... We shall announce the winners on Thursday. We hope that you got out and voted your heart and mind on Election Day!
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 01:39:56 +0000
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