THE POLICE IN NIGERIA: Defenders of the People!!!!!! *hits mic* testing 1..2 testing. *producer shouts* camera, lights!!!!! *props man* CHECK. *director screams ACTION!!!!! Sorry for the late entry. Internet palava. Welcome back peeps to my world!!!! how was your weekend hope it was fine. Today I’m going to be writing on a very familiar topic. Almost everybody if not everybody knows that the police In Nigeria is a joke, and so many people have written and said a lot bout them. But since this is a comedy blog I’m going to try as much as possible to make it funny and still drive home my point. On Thursday as I was on my way to the passport office just around obalende. A keke driver was trapped on the road by a moving vehicle and had no other choice than to stop, since it was close to the bus stop some passengers decided to alight. Immediately out of nowhere, 5 of our so called “defenders” rushed out of their hiding place and started coming towards the keke screaming he should come down that he stopped at a wrong place. Was it the keke man’s fault? Another ting happened that really surprised me I was on my way to see a friend and just passed a checkpoint when they halted an okada rider. Policeman: stop there!!! Okadaman: Oga wetin I do? Policeman: come down. Okadaman: wetin I do na? Policeman: your passenger helmet no get hook. What!!” when I heard that I wanted to jump inside a well. It is not that the passenger was not wearing the helmet o! But that the hook on the helmet had broken off. What is wrong with this country? Anyways, here are some police jokes for your amusement. enjoy. A gang of robbers raided a particular area when the people got to know they hid In different places so a man ran into his toilet when he heard their knock on his neighbor’s door and decided to call the police but he wanted them to respond quickly so he lied. Man: Oga! Some thiefs just con rob us *with the robbery still on going* Policeman: You sure say them don go? Man: yes! Immediately the police sped there with their siren blaring. As they got to the scene. Policemen: where them?! *local gunshot* Armed robbers: see us here!!!! *machine gunshot* Policemen: who call us?!!! :D
Posted on: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 01:33:03 +0000
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