==THE STORY THAT HAS NEVER BEEN TOLD== Episode 40: We stopped at Joseph’s house when we finally returned. Joseph and Zubi discussed the strategies they would employ to see they got the girls to bed. Joseph had been living with a girl in same level and department since their second semester of first year. She had literally caged Joseph to the extent his relationship with his fellow guys was timed. She would give him between thirty minutes to one hour to relate with us but this must be only when we had protested at his door for a while. You would be wondering how he got the whole time to go on this adventure with us. His girl had travelled to Lagos to see her people and she had planned to spend over two weeks there. Once Joseph made sure she was in Lagos he practically jumped up, flapped his wings and promised himself to make the most out of this temporary freedom. . . Zubi, on the other hand, was yet to ‘nail’ any girl since he got admission. His predicament was made worse with the fact that he was yet to get his own accomodation and thus was still living with his elder sister. We even made so much jest of his situation by always calling him mocking names like the ‘konjestus’, ‘konjiful’ or ‘konjilized’ guy. Nevertheless, he’s got his games up and his swag flying. . We watched a couple of Hollywood movies until a few minutes before 4pm when they decided to arrange the rooms (2- Rooms Self Content) in preparation for the girls visit. I wished both of them well and then excused myself to my own house since I wasn’t part of the arrangement. I settled in my room, quickly took a cold garium sulphate garnished wit Arachis hypogaea of the leguminous family. I heard my phone beep while still enjoying my low key meal. I opened the incoming message and it was a short text from zubi that read ”Guy, de girls don show. Time for some biz. Sorry ok…” I’ve known Zubi for sometime and already used to his tauntings. Anyways, it’s all male thing. I finished up the meal and then went to the varenda to take some fresh air. Zubi came out a few minutes later and went straight to a store in our house where he bought two bottles of malt and six packs of indomie noodles. He gave me a quick mockery dance when he was going back into Joseph’s house. ”Chei, diz guys dey enjoy o,” I said to myself. After about 45 minutes of sitting outside, I was about taking a stroll out when I saw Zubi walked out looking very angry. ”Guy, dis wan your face be like person wey kiss cobra, wetin happen?” I curiously asked him. ”Ômô, na one of those chicks o… The babe no gree make I touch am. She just dey behave one kain one kain. Me I don taya to beg her jor. Make she carry her body go I no send,” Zubi explained while keeping a regretful face. I was really tempted to give him a very long scornful laugh but I composed myself. ”What about Joseph’s girl?” I further asked him. ”The babe dey cooperate wella. Hmmm, she’s just all over him o… Na so dem just dey kiss everywhere,” Zubi replied. ”Which girl wouldn’t? After all, Joseph’s apartment looks greatly accessorized,” I thought within. All Joseph needed was just to make a girl come to his apartment. Forget the rest sermon, the interior will surely handle that. We were still chatting over Zubi’s situation when the girls came out. Zubi’s girl looked all ready to go as she clutched her purse. The other girl was visibly pleading with her to loosen herself a bit and enjoy the moment but she wasn’t giving her the listening ear. ”You dey go abi you no dey go?” Zubi’s girl shouted at the other girl. ”Errhm, just dey go. I will come back tomorrow. Abeg, no tell anybody where I go if they ask,” Joseph’s girl replied her friend. ”Guy, go beg the girl see whether she go change her mind,” I adviced Zubi. ”Bia Spain, abeg free me. I no dey interested again,” Zubi replied with a finality tone. We watched Zubi’s girl as she boarded a bus and left. Joseph’s girl turned and went back to her supposedly new found love. At the end of the day the score line was even at all zeros between Zubi and I while Joseph was now two points ahead. Only if we knew what still lay ahead… To be continued.. Time: 7:00pm
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 14:59:02 +0000
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